I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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