Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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