How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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