so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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