like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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