So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
