Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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