who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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