Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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