I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize