am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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