i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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