She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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