this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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