Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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