i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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