Are we in a gay sports bar?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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