we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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