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say what?
wanna hang out?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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