Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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