we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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