meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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