SEEEEXXX PLEASE
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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