Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Found your dick twin last night
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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