So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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