Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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