I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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