Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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