can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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