garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Too much gin, very little bucket
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
