So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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