she woke up with a sticky ear
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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