The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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