You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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