That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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