Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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