Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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