guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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