I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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