I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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