No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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