just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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