HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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