i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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