I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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