I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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