her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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