hotel room ftw
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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