so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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