she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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