Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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