i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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