I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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